Early exterminators experimented with judicial pest-control solutions, such as serving roaches with tiny eviction notices and suing silverfish on The People's Court. Declare martial law on household pests with today's Groupon: for $49, you get interior and exterior pest-control and inspection services from Critter Control (up to a $149 value).

Critter Control's professional staff inspects residences to uncover crawling, buzzing, and biting freeloaders before safely exterminating them with eco-friendly treatments. After the staff identifies nuisances such as ants, millipedes, rats, and bedbugs, they employ reduced-impact pesticides to exile critters from domiciles, enrolling them in rehabilitation programs that groom them to someday rejoin society as industrious citizens. Professional bug banishers treat living areas, attic crawlspaces, cracks and crevices, and exterior perimeters. Spider-web removal ensures that neighborhood children will no longer lose baseballs to the sinister snares, and insect monitors prevent vexing vermin from returning.