According to Maslow's hierarchy of needs, humans cannot attain self-actualization without first tending to such basic physiological needs as water, sleep, and brisket. Achieve overall fulfillment with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of upscale American fare and drinks at Cromwell's Tavern in Greenville.
Cromwell's Tavern infuses a casual, neighborhood atmosphere with upscale food and friendly service, crafting a menu of fine cuisine from fresh ingredients. Take flight with the airborne chicken-winglets starter ($10.95), tossed in mild, hot, or Nuclear wing wash to imbue taste buds with radioactive, green super-strength, or jump straight to sinking fangs into the succulent 8-ounce original Cromwell burger ($10.95). The portobello-mushroom salad swathed in balsamic vinaigrette ($12.95) bypasses beefy rounds, and the Sweet Pig and Potatoes ($18.95), which barbecues barnyard bums to strawberry delectability, quells saucy cravings.
Those looking to slosh down a sea of savories in Cromwell's Tavern's barn-wood and brick-bolstered interior can enjoy a 10-ounce Lemon Drop martini or a Guinness draft. Communicate full contentment of the fact that someone is stuck in a well by interpretive dancing to the beat of live bands on Thursdays, or bask in the muted lighting and electric glow of the grill's three high-definition TVs.