What You'll Get
Human bodies, like rights, must be exercised regularly, lest they succumb to indifference and a boatload of invading Redcoats. Uphold your corporeal constitution with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get one month of unlimited access to group-training sessions at CrossFit Central Valley in Escalon (up to a $250 value).
The tenacious trainers at CrossFit Central Valley impart a comprehensive fitness philosophy that motivates health-elevating exercise and dietary habits. Perspiring peers support one another’s muscle-molding morale during group classes. Held Monday–Friday, classes boost vital stats, including strength, stamina, and coordination, through a variety of physique-sculpting strategies. Trainers chisel the cores and limber the lungs of visiting exercisers in the gym’s spartan space. Clients stretch training regimens to fit their schedules with one month of unlimited classes, training legs to bound through marathons, arms to hoist bruising barbells, or earlobes to balance stacks of medicine balls.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 10/4/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About CrossFit Central Valley
Despite the industrial feel created by its enormous garage doors and expansive space, CrossFit Central Valley delivers personal attention to clients through nutritional counseling and custom workouts. Run by a family man, the gym focuses on creating healthy lifestyles for kids, their parents, and singles in an inviting, motivational setting. The facilitator's handpicked fleet of trainers works with exercisers to help them to reach fitness goals, reinforcing the nine fundamental movements of CrossFit decoded from the secret messages in Beethoven's nine symphonies. The resulting community encourages members to fight through lethargy to torch calories during scalable workouts that include tire flipping, pull-ups, and sprints.