What You'll Get
Like a good horror movie, a good exercise regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a 10-class introductory series at CrossFit Temecula (a $159 value). All classes must be used within three months of each other. Each class includes:
- Six On-Ramp introductory training sessions to be completed within a two-week time span
- Four CrossFit classes
CrossFit Temecula steers clear of traditional exercise plateaus by challenging the body to a new, intense routine in every class. Because each move can be easily modified for all levels of fitness prowess, the gym's six-day schedule ensures all classes will test anyone from seasoned athletes to mermaids who just received their legs. A sextet of On-Ramp sessions aims to tweak students' exercise techniques before piling on intensity. Patrons must attend all six sessions over a two-week time span, obtaining the right amount of strength to continue onto the next training level or land a highly coveted job as a cow de-tipper.
For the final quartet of classes, traditional CrossFit whittles widths over each 45-minute session designed to elicit the body's most extreme endurance output. After a warm-up, dynamic strength work begs all systems to bulk up with moves such as push-ups, pull-ups, dips, handstands, and a convincing lip pout. Each workout of the day rounds out with a course-capping challenge.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy 2 addl as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Must activate by 2/25/12, classes expire 3 months from activation date. Must be 15 or older. New clients only. Must use first 6 classes for On-Ramp training program. Classes are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.