Though both cats and cars spend hours every day curled up in the garage, the latter lacks the ability to clean itself or pounce on the drapes without collapsing the house. Clean incapable cars with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a level-one detailing service at CrownKote (a $150 value) in Wheat Ridge. Larger automobiles and vehicles that are excessively dirty may be subjected to additional fees.

CrownKote’s talented technicians draw on more than 10 years of experience to restore allure to autos ailing under layers of salt, grime, and mud using high-quality products from manufacturers including Wolfgang, 3M, and Pinnacle. The level-one detailing service softens up hardened street tarnish with a presoak before a delicate hand wash dismisses soot and dirt from exteriors. After a complete exterior hand drying, car coats are protected with wax, as well as a dressing of any satin or matte exterior pieces. Transports are further pampered with a wheel pedicure, touching up tires with a pretreatment, cleaning, and protective application. Eagle-eyed techs then swoop inside the car to pluck dirt and dust with a thorough interior vacuum. They’ll also cleanse all vinyl and leather trim pieces, including dashboards, center consoles, doors, and seats. The package is finished with an interior and exterior glass cleaning to rid windows of mosquito carcasses and embarrassing tic-tac-toe defeats.