Cowboys invented the handlebar mustache so they'd always have somewhere to hang their hat. Save yourself the grooming time and hang your Stetson at the stately Crowne Plaza Philadelphia West with today's Groupon: for $89, you get an overnight stay for two and a room service or buffet breakfast (up to a $179 value). This Groupon does not include tax, which is $13.53, and is not valid for New Year's Eve reservations.

The Crowne Plaza Philadelphia West treats out-of-towners and Liberty Bell–weary locals alike to a relaxingly upscale overnight appointment with a spacious guest room, meticulous customer service, and complimentary amenities. In addition to the requisite cable channels and skin-softening soaps, Groupon holders will be treated to a bed-and-breakfast package fit for modern-day aristocrats and overthrown beauty queens with its complimentary buffet (with an omelette bar) or room-service breakfast for two. Philadelphia is most famous for inventing the concept of freedom during one of Jefferson's rye ragers, and the Crowne pays tribute to the cherished idea with complimentary parking, free high-speed WiFi, and an indoor pool and whirlpool. Additionally, the hotel's proximity to major attractions such as Independence Hall and the Philadelphia Museum of Art lets you absorb culture and history faster than the Phillie Phanatic strikes jealousy into the hearts of baseball fans whose mascots are an easily identifiable species. After a long day of museum-going or brotherly love fist-bumps, lay your head onto two of the city's most fluffily fluffed pillows and dream of the next morning's breakfast.

Whether you're looking for a romantic night for two or a recuperating evening after attempting Franklin's famous "kite trick" with a string of firecrackers and a key doused in gasoline, a stay at the Crowne Plaza Hotel fulfills any and all respite requirements. Use today's Groupon for a status-updatable date night with epicurean undertones in one of America's oldest cities, all courtesy of the Crowne Plaza Hotel Philadelphia West.

Reviews

Crowne Plaza Hotel Philadelphia West receives an average rating of 4.0 from Expediators, and Hotels.com users gives it a 4.2 average rating. TripAdvisors rate it an average of 3.5 owl eyes:

• I have never stayed at a hotel before where the staff was so friendly before. – A traveler, Expedia
• The rooms are clean, modern and deliciously comfortable. – Allison, Hotels.com
• Great room that was quiet and clean. Room service in the morning was prompt and food was good. – rchou, TripAdvisor