What You'll Get
Gyms have their origins in ancient Greece, where workouts were held to the pulsating rhythms of Top 40 philosophical rants and stationary chariots offered stationary horses multiple incline settings to achieve their fitness goals. Get classical fitness and modern finesse with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a one-month gym membership at Crunch (a $150 value). This membership can be used at eight locations. This deal is not valid for personal training, Pilates Reformer sessions, or any other fee-based amenity.
Crunch finds the fun in fitness with its no-judgment, open-minded approach to exercise. With a one-month membership, clients get unlimited access to the gym and its state-of-the-art facilities. Tap into the timeless power of ancient lever, pulley, and treadmill technologies to tone muscles and trim mass, or exert dominance over weak-willed weights with prop-assisted lifts and lunges. The one-month membership also grants users admittance to Crunch's collection of wildly imaginative classes, split up into three categories—Action Sports, Chill Outs, and Dance Rhythms. Strap on a pair of Kangoo Jumps for the BOING with Kangoo class, wrap yourself in the folds of fitness-friendly fabric for AntiGravity Yoga Wings, or peel off skirts of stress in Crunch's pole-dancing class, among many more. Crunch even scores clients' sweat-inducing sessions with live DJs.
As a bonus, Crunch is offering a special $29.99 enrollment fee (normally $249) to Groupon purchasers who wish to continue with the gym after this deal. Awaken your health from its hamburger-scented hibernation and enjoy a creative approach to conditioning with Crunch.
New clients only.
Yelpers give an average of 3.5 stars to Crunch on Union Street:
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy add'l as gifts. New clients only. Valid only at locations listed. Activate by 2/28, month begins after activation. Not valid for pilates, personal training sessions, or fee-based amenities. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.