If the Hundred Years' War had been fought with paintballs instead of rifles, it might still be happening, but it'd be so colorful that no one would mind. Experience your own vibrant battlefield with today's Groupon: for $25, you get an all-day paintball package on a Sunday at Crusader Paintball in Fairless Hills (a $58 total value). The package includes:
- All-day field entry with air refills (a $25 value)
- Mask, marker, and air-tank rental (a $25 value)
- 200 paintballs (an $8 value)
Crusader Paintball safely thrills color commandos 10 and older with adrenaline-fueled paintball games set on rugged, varied terrain. Every Sunday, referees organize teams and oversee games in which paint-gun soldiers practice combat-driven abstract expressionism according to specific rules. Players may compete to take and defend a set of bunkers or fend off assassins as a VIP bodyguard. All competitors strap on protective masks and load their air-powered markers before hitting one of four wooded fields or an open speedball field. Duck behind high fences to dodge pursuers, stalk rivals along forested paths, or crouch behind wooden obstacles while silently coordinating ambushes or surprise birthday parties. Players must fill out a waiver, which a parent or guardian must sign if the player is younger than 18 years of age.