What You'll Get
Losing weight is a challenge almost as difficult as reading an entire dictionary or climbing a tree that’s covered in canola oil. Take an expert approach to tackling the task of slimming down with today’s Groupon: for $850, you get a CoolSculpting Treatment for one area at Crutchfield Dermatology in Eagan (a $1,500 value). Choose one of the following areas:
- Love handles on both sides of the body
- Back or bra-line fat on both sides of the body
- Upper abdomen
- Lower abdomen
Board-certified dermatologist Dr. Crutchfield and his team of friendly, experienced technicians work to purge pudge with the CoolSculpting system, a noninvasive liposuction alternative designed to contour bodies. Exhausted exercisers vexed by their lingering back fat, love handles, bra-area bumps, or padded marsupial pouches can evict freeloading fat during the one- to two-hour sculpting session. A pop of intense cold from two cooling panels crystallizes fat cells so they can be naturally flushed from the body over the following two to four months. Patients can surf the office’s Wi-Fi or peruse a magazine during the procedure, which poses little to no downtime with results visible for most patients in as little as three weeks.
The majority of patrons require only one treatment per area, and weight can be kept off long-term by eating right, exercising regularly, and avoiding funhouse mirrors. Some patients experience mild redness, tingling, or bruising posttreatment, which is temporary.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 11, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Appointment required. Must schedule appointment by 2/23/12. 5-day cancellation notice required. $75 fee may apply for cancellations made less than 24hr in advance. Must sign waiver. Not valid for products. Not valid toward medical bills or initial consultation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.