Automobiles have bad hygiene due to taking shortcuts through sewers, deflecting hitchhiking clowns' cream pies, and never applying deodorant to their armrest-pits. Cleanse your car with today's Groupon: for $20, you get five ultimate washes (a $40 value) at Crystal Clean Carwash, located in Lee's Summit.
Crystal Clean Carwash's newly renovated automatic wash facilities banish wheelmobiles' grime and gunk so they can cruise the town looking spotlessly slick. An ultimate wash starts with a high-pressure undercarriage blast, which tickles dust and debris from your car's underbelly. Then, a rocker panel blaster will expunge shoeprints and gorilla-lipstick marks. Next comes a two-pass rinse. Hot, foaming pre-soak and triple-foam conditioner adorn the car with a pleasant scent, and a high-velocity dryer leaves the motorized carriage prim and speckless. Finish the process with a coat of Durashield with Body Armor car protectant, a polymer coating that will protect your car's exterior from UV rays, bird droppings, and MC Hammer's sledgehammer. You'll also receive complimentary access to Crystal Clean Carwash's self-service vacuum.
You must redeem your Groupon within six months to receive your five-pass wash card, which has no expiration date.
Crystal Clean Car Wash
Crystal Clean Car Wash shines and polishes all surfaces of vehicles with high-pressure sprays, foaming presoaks and wheel cleaner, and interior vacuuming at two automatic stations and eight self-service stations. While giving auto bodies a glistening sheen, the wash's extensive filtration system channels all wastewater into a sand-oil separator for future treatment rather than sullying the earth with untreated surfactants and needless erosion. Teams of dedicated detailers meticulously purify the inside and outside of cars, trucks, and SUVs, and the Fleet Program allows squadrons of delivery trucks, company cars, and rented dirigibles to freshen up in the car-wash bays. In addition to restoring paint jobs and removing sheets of dust and grime, Crystal Clean Car Wash supports the efforts of local nonprofits and charities by making its facility available for fundraising car washes.