What You'll Get
Hairy backs are like lottery tickets: their true worth is hidden beneath the opacity of vestigial shavings. Scratch away residue with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for one area (up to a $500.85 value) at Crystal Clear Laser Esthetics, located on Riverbend Road Northwest.
Crystal Clear Laser Esthetics' licensed technicians shrink stubble scattered on the otherwise beautiful bods of both men and women. Laser and Intense Pulsed Light treatments use various wavelengths of light to heat hair and cause thermal destruction of the tissue surrounding it. These treatments may not be painless, but they're less painful than laser hair addition. After a consultation, ladies can weed face-gardens with options of treatment areas from the shoulders up, or send unwanted fuzz from the underarm, abdomen, bikini line, hands, or feet into oblivion. Body 'staches disappear from male ears, glabellas, shoulders, and more, reducing corporal drag in international cycling races. All procedures are non-invasive and non-surgical, keeping newly buffed bodies scar-free. Optimal results can typically be reached in five to seven treatments, though this deal can get the hirsute started on the path to sleekness.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 22, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Not valid until 3/22/11. By appointment only; consultation required. Must be 16 or older. Valid for upperlip, chin, neck front, cheeks, forehead, underarm, abdomen strip, regular bikini, hands, and feet for women and upper cheeks, ears, unibrow, underarm, hands, feet, and shoulders for men. No cash back. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Crystal Clear Laser Esthetics
The licensed laser technicians at Crystal Clear Laser Esthetics have advanced training in the use of Palomar pulsed-light systems. They use laser and intense-pulsed-light technology to gradually remove hair, leaving skin as sleek as an eggplant wearing a tuxedo. Nonsurgical, noninvasive cosmetic procedures complement the laser services, along with fillers and Botox performed by qualified doctors.