People should drink eight glasses of water a day to keep their bodies functioning properly, just as they should carry the tide out in buckets to keep the moon functioning properly. Keep everything flowing smoothly with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a water cooler, delivery and installation, four bottles of purified water, and refills every four weeks for six months from Culligan (a $256 value). Culligan delivers to locations in Allegheny, Beaver, Washington, Greene, Westmoreland, Butler, and Armstrong counties.
Founded in 1936, Culligan has spent the better part of a century supplying customers throughout the state with bottles of purified water, which is free of lead, chlorine, and other impurities. The company’s rigorous, IBWA- and EPA-compliant water-purification process reduces microscopic contaminants more effectively than standard carbon filters or a Lilliputian with a butterfly net. A personable employee installs the freestanding water cooler, which dispenses round-the-clock chilled aqua and comes in several spill-proof, futuristic designs that complement the décor of any living room or the lounge area of any spaceship. Producing a crisp liquid that’s safer and tastier than tap water, Culligan’s coolers can ably irrigate parched pets, foster a tastier tea or coffee, and eliminate the need for pollutant plastic bottles.
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