People should drink eight glasses of water a day to keep their bodies functioning properly, just as they should carry the tide out in buckets to keep the moon functioning properly. Keep everything flowing smoothly with today's Groupon to Culligan Water Services. Choose between the following options:
For $20, you get five 5-gallon jugs of purified water delivered to your door for use with an existing Culligan cooler (a $44 value).
For $20, you get four bags of water-softener salt delivered to your door (a $40 value).
Founded in 1936, Culligan has spent the better part of a century supplying drinkers throughout the state with jugs and bottles of pure bottled water, which is free of lead, chlorine, and other impurities. The company’s rigorous, IBWA- and EPA-compliant water-purification process reduces microscopic contaminants more effectively than standard carbon filters or a Lilliputian with a butterfly net. Enjoy round-the-clock chilled aqua by purchasing one of Culligan’s free-standing coolers. A personable employee installs the thirst-quenching contraption, which takes up less than 1 square foot of space and comes in several spill-proof, futuristic designs that complement the décor of any living room or the lounge area of any spaceship. After bringing and installing the cooler, a dedicated water bearer returns periodically to refill coolers with fresh 5-gallon bottles, repair their delicate inner workings, and take old bottles away for recycling.