What You'll Get
Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin's spacesuit at the dry cleaners provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with today's Groupon to Cumberland Cleaners. Choose from the following options:
- For $15, you get $30 worth of dry-cleaning services for clothing.
- For $25, you get $50 worth of dry-cleaning services for household items, which includes the following:
- Down and polyfil duvet covers
- Sleeping bags
- For $125, you get a wedding-gown cleaning and preservation (up to a $350 value).
The cleaning connoisseurs at Cumberland Cleaners banish dirt, grime, and stains from apparel using eco-friendly solutions and diligent care. Blouses, skirts, and pants ($4.50) receive a deep, down disinfection that leaves them smelling as fresh as a pie filled with apple-scented perfume, and dresses ($8.50) and ties ($3.75) fling themselves bodily into vats of fudge to get a chance to be sent to Cumberland's certified cleansers. The professional primpers can also purify fabrics in the form of leather, suede, and fur or cleanse household items such as comforters ($28+), sleeping bags ($20), or drapes.
Assiduous dirt-purgers can also preserve wedding garments, giving white body-wrappers a thorough clean before enclosing them in acid-free tissue, encasing them in an acid-free inner box, and resting them in a hermetically sealed, museum-quality storage box. Oxygen and humidity controls in the container prevent aging or yellowing and ensure that the dress doesn’t pry loose the box's lid and run off into the arms of an unsuspecting groom.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person for wedding-gown option, limit 3 per person for other dry-cleaning options. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. In-store only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Cumberland Cleaners
Rushing to the dry cleaners is arguably one of life's more obnoxious errands. Cumberland Cleaners helps eliminate this nuisance by offering complimentary pick-up and delivery service that can be scheduled even when the client is away from home. They also make lives easier by tackling a wide range of garments from run-of-the-mill cotton shirts and wool blazers to coats made of trickier fabrics such as fur and leather. In addition, their expert tailors can repair many different kinds of clothing and footwear. For those clients who are concerned with the environment, the crew offers wet cleaning, which uses a biodegradable detergent and specialized machinery designed to regulate humidity, retain clothing shape, and prevent the extinction of the turtleneck.