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Reviewed January 22, 2012
What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $175, you get one Zoom! Whitening Treatment and one fluoride treatment (a $650 value) at either of Santa Clara Family Dental’s two locations: the Cupertino Center for Cosmetic Dentistry or Santa Clara Family Dental.
Amid newly renovated offices, Dr. Sage—a general dentist who is also accredited by the AACD—and his team of toothy pros prep your teeth by applying Zoom! Whitening gel, then aim a special light at your smile while you relax and daydream about what your toes get up to when you're not watching them. The light and gel work together to gently penetrate your teeth, breaking up stains and discoloration. Zoom! Whitening takes less than one hour, and can blanken your mouthbones by as much as eight shades, which can cause you to accidentally swallow a lot of ghosts who mistake your mouth for heaven.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 14, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. No cash value. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.