Inaccessible to the hands, back musculature often falls prey to freeloading Kick Me signs and hitchhiking parrots. Liberate a beleaguered back with today’s Groupon to Curatio Rehabilitation. Choose between the following options:
- For $33, you get a 60-minute massage of your choice (up to a $95 value).
- For $50, you get a 90-minute massage of your choice (up to a $130 value).<p>
Boasting backgrounds in neuromuscular therapy, Curatio Rehabilitation’s skilled massage therapists ease agitated muscles with relaxing and therapeutic treatments that seek to relieve chronic pain. Clients can first customize their treatment with a complimentary consultation that involves a discussion regarding the desired outcome, the source of pain, and the science behind time-travel.
The Swedish (an $85 value for 60 minutes; a $120 value for 90 minutes) and hot-stone (a $95 value for 60 minutes; a $130 value for 90 minutes) massages allay tension and induce relaxation, and the deep-tissue (an $85 value for 60 minutes; a $120 value for 90 minutes) and sports (an $85 value for 60 minutes; a $120 value for 90 minutes) treatments increase pressure to relieve fickle knots and release chronic muscle strain. Curatio Rehabilitation’s bread and butter, the neuromuscular massage (an $85 value for 60 minutes; a $120 value for 90 minutes), can soothingly obliterate pain with deep strokes targeted at the nerves, tension, and cement pillows causing discomfort. Hot-stone and myofascial massages are also available.
On entering Curatio Rehabilitation’s studio, a large, tranquil fountain greets patrons, immediately easing their minds and doubling as a makeshift mirror. Dim lights calm each room, and soft tunes waft through the still air. A choice of aromatherapy oils or organic, odorless shea butter can complement treatments. Dynamic duos can also pair Groupons for a couples massage, which should be mentioned when making an appointment to ensure the correct room is reserved.
The massage therapists at Curatio Rehabilitation come from backgrounds in neuromuscular therapy and the treatment of chronic pain. Each of their customizable sessions begins with a consultation to discuss the desired outcome, source of pain, and meaning of suffering. The therapists use Swedish and deep-tissue techniques to relieve muscle knots, sports massage techniques to soothe sore hockey pads, and prenatal massage techniques for expecting mothers. Their specialty, neuromuscular massage, is designed to alleviate pain with deep strokes targeted at the nerves. Sessions are complemented by a choice of aromatherapy oils or organic, odorless shea butter.