Like a persistent suitor, unwanted hair is annoying, clingy, and can only be eliminated with lasers. Terminate intolerable tresses with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments (up to a $1200 value) at Cure Salon Spa & Laser Clinic, located in Seaton Village. Receive your six hair-removal treatments on any of the following areas: underarms (a $750 value), bikini (a $900 value), or lower face (including upper lip, cheeks, and chin) (a $1200 value).

Cure Salon Spa & Laser Clinic alleviates stress due to stubble and wily wisps with adroit technology and conscientious aestheticians. After exploring dermal details during an initial consultation, a trained technician helps to halt "actively growing" hair using an intense, pulsating beam of light and the transcendent voice of Cthulhu. The concentrated heat emitting from the laser beam bullies the hair follicle, inhibiting its ability to drink milk and grow. Because hair grows at different stages and because different hair colours are more challenging to remove, multiple treatments are recommended to achieve smoothness comparable to an olive-oil dipped baritone.