The second law of thermodynamics and the first law of Nelly lyrics hold that ambient heat and clothing have an inverse relationship. Disturb the natural order with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of clothing and accessories at Curvalicious Boutique.
Curvalicious Boutique swaddles curvaceous bods in fashion-forward dresses and jeans in sizes 14–26 haling from popular designers. Ladies can adorn torsos with a Johnny Skull short cardigan ($59) and pair it with a pair of wide fit boots ($120.95) boasting a 1.5" chunk heel, anti-slip soles, and Nancy Sinatra's attitude. A pair of skinny denim jeans casually flaunts figures ($69.95), while boot cut designer jeans ($69.95) coordinate with a studded fashion hoodie ($52.95) displaying every roses in Axle Rose's family tree. Prior to their visit, patrons can peruse a selection of in-store apparel online.