What You'll Get
When compared to mixed-gender populations, the members of all-female lizard species are stronger, happier, and 10 times more likely to be named Trisha. Today's Groupon brings together like-minded ladies to increase fitness, morale, and results: for $20, you get 20 days of unlimited access to Curves (a $75 value). Choose from six locations in Green Bay, Seymour, Oconto, and opening September 15, Suamico.
Curves houses a circuit of hydraulic resistance machines designed to work with women's bodies to promote weight loss, protect against osteoporosis, and cope with arthritis. Instead of guests fiddling with weight stacks and losing momentum, the hydraulic machines use body weight and fitness level to create resistance that matches each exerciser's abilities during their 30-minute workouts. Because traditional lift-and-lower motions create bulky muscles, machines use push-and-pull motions to create toned, lean muscles perfect for crushing a grapefruit without looking like you can.
At many locations, every thigh- or torso-transformer is equipped with the CurvesSmart personal-coaching system, which uses programmed information on weight, endurance level, and fitness goals to automatically calibrate the perfect challenge for individual bodies (not available at the Howard Village, Seymour, and Oconto locations). The CurvesSmart system also delivers a postworkout rundown on the strength built and progress achieved during each session. At every facility, an experienced trainer is always nearby to help manage machine-maneuvering and to squirt overheated guests with a Super Soaker.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for location purchased. Must activate by 12/31/11, access expires 20 days from activation. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by an adult. New members only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.