When compared to mixed-gender populations, the members of all-female lizard species are stronger, happier, and 10 times more likely to be named Trisha. Today's Groupon brings together like-minded ladies to increase fitness, morale, and results: for $29, new clients get a pass for 10 Curves Circuit including Zumba Fitness classes and a nutrition consultation at Curves (a $158 value). This Groupon is valid at 19 locations. Curves is a fitness center designed exclusively for women. Curves Circuit with Zumba Fitness schedules and class times vary by location.
Curves houses a circuit of hydraulic resistance machines designed to work with women's bodies to promote weight loss, protect against osteoporosis, and deal with arthritis. Ten 30-minute workouts incorporate strength training on the machines as well as saucy cardio moves set to the motivational music of Curves' Latin-infused Zumba routine. The first three classes will be one-on-one with a personal trainer, who leads each exerciser from station to station, teaching correct form and posture, as well as how to serenade the machines with the Transformers theme song. Additionally, the nutrition consultation parlays techniques for losing pounds, beginning with a fitness assessment that includes body-fat analysis and a conversation regarding fitness goals. The entire package creates a well-rounded workout regimen that allows women to shed pounds like a dog sheds the small backyard shed it recently grew out of. Groupon users who opt to continue their fitness journey with a full Curves membership can take advantage of a waived enrollment fee.