What You'll Get
When compared to mixed-gender populations, the members of all-female lizard species are stronger, happier, and 10 times more likely to be named Trisha. Today's deal brings together like-minded ladies to increase fitness, morale, and results: for $25, you get a two-month unlimited basic membership to Curves of Omaha, a fitness center designed exclusively for women (a $217 average value, prices vary by location). Redeem your Groupon at one of 10 participating locations; membership is only valid at the location you choose. Curves memberships can be used toward unlimited visits and free weight-management classes with trained professionals.
With machines set up in rows to encourage competition, many ordinary gyms cater to men's bodies and psychology, right down to the urinals that were "accidentally" installed in the women's locker room. At Curves, you'll move around a circuit of hydraulic-resistance machines that have been designed to work with women's bodies and promote weight loss, protect against osteoporosis, and deal with arthritis. An experienced trainer is always nearby to help manage your machine-maneuvering and your muscle-making. Instead of fiddling with weight stacks and losing your momentum, the hydraulic machines use your body weight and fitness level to create resistance that matches your abilities, decreasing the risk of soreness or injury. Because traditional lift-and-lower motions create bulky muscles, each machine uses push-and-pull motions to create toned, lean muscles perfect for crushing a grapefruit without looking like you can.
For 30 minutes, you'll move around a circuit that positions machines inward so that you'll have a chance to laugh with your fellow fitness frontierswomen. Because you're all at different stations, you won't feel like you're in competition with anyone but yourself—and a soundtrack of fun, upbeat music will include cues to let you know when it's time to move on to the next station. You'll raise your heart rate and burn calories during a complete aerobic and strength-training workout. Invite along some current friends, or meet new friends and plan a girls' night out in between labored breaths.
You must be 18 or older to use this Groupon. Valid for new members only.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 9, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New members only. Must activate membership by 3/9. Must be at least 18. Reservation required for first visit. Valid for listed locations only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.