What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Avoid tripping over tiny trenches with today's Groupon for house cleaning from Custom Maid. On the day of your domicile's freshening treatment, a team of two trusted cleaners, which you can call the gleam team, will spend two hours dusting, vacuuming, mopping, whistling classic tunes, changing bed linens, and cleaning and sanitizing your bathrooms and kitchen. Custom Maid provides all of the needed equipment and supplies, so you won’t have to spend time crab walking through the crawlspace to find the kitchen rake. All cleaners are bonded and insured, allowing them to safely talk back to dirt and gunk. If your dwelling proves to be as undisciplined as a teenage hyena, you can add another hour of cleaning for $52.50 (a $70 value for non-Groupon customers). Call to schedule your service.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only; subject to availability. 48-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Valid for homes in Virginia Beach, Norfolk, and Chesapeake only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.