What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $57, you get three total hours of cleaning from Custom Maid Service, serving the San Antonio, Schertz, Universal City, and Converse areas (a $120 value). For the sake of efficiency, Custom Maids usually sends out teams of a minimum of two people, so your Groupon covers two maids for 1.5 hours. If your black-banana farm has taken up two-thirds of your kitchen-cabinet space, your Groupon comes with the option to extend the number of total cleaning hours for half off the regular price per hour.
If you or your loved ones have allergies, asthma, or are sensitive about the chemical amoebas lurking in every highly processed bottle of crushed bleach-powder substitute, an environmentally friendly cleaning from Custom Maid Service can put your mind and lungs at ease. The majority of Custom Maid Service's cleaners are eco-friendly, and each green cleaner is just as powerful as the evil, mustache-twirling petrochemicals it replaces. The expert housecleaners will remove the inches of dust that hide atop your ceiling fan before the first hot day of spring causes a Vesuvius-like ashen rain on your living room, and they'll clean the leaky ketchup stains in your fridge without the slightest sneer. Should you be a member of Congress, the complete list of cleaning services is extensive enough to serve as filibuster material the next time nanny-state radicals try to pass another bill outlawing motorcycle-mounted time-traveling flamethrowers.
Family owned and operated, Custom Maid Service has served San Antonio with custom cleaning for more than nine years. Each of the grime-gunners is bonded and insured, and all employees must pass background tests to ensure that none of them are former villains from Victorian crime novels. Custom Maid Service provides cleaning Monday through Friday, with arrival times between 9 a.m. and 3:30 p.m.
Reviews
Though online reviews are scarcer than dirt on the floor after these cleaning pros get through with it, six Google Mappers unite in their praise for Custom Maid Service, awarding it a unanimous five-star rating.
- We own a few rent houses and have employed Custom Maid for a few years now to do make ready cleaning. The owners of this service are very customer service oriented. The ladies who are cleaning two houses for us are professional and very willing to accommodate. – bmcdonald
- Since I am a little skeptical in this day and age of lacking service I tried them and was shocked. They did an absolutely spectacular job! I have found my maid service in San Antonio...finally. – mj232009
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 29, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Service area includes: San Antonio, Schertz, Universal City and Converse. Additional fees may apply for locations outside of service area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Custom Maid Service
Since 1999, Custom Maid Service's insured housekeepers have utilized their own equipment to scour abodes, employing a comprehensive checklist of cleaning tasks and working diligently until homes sparkle. The staff scrubs down kitchens, disinfects bathrooms, and rids surfaces of dust with microfiber cloths that easily absorb excess filth. To protect the environment, Custom Maid Service can substitute its standard chemical cache for eco-friendly serums that biodegrade within five days, much like unplugged refrigerators.