What You'll Get
Before bicycles were invented, newspapers were delivered via cannons, resulting in a historic surge in illiteracy and a projectile-paper-cut epidemic. Roll your way safely between two points with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of goods and services at Cychotic Bikes on Lemarchant Road.
Wheel worshippers flock to Cychotic Bikes to peruse one of the largest bicycle selections in Canada. With hundreds of velocipedes from among the world's leading brands, such as Norco, Kona, and Santa Cruz, the cycle temple outfits all non-gas guzzlers, from professional BMX stuntmen to beginner rim riders. The shop's warehouse-style den teems with varieties of jump bikes, hybrids, road bikes, and downhill specialties for those allergic to lactic acid. Rubber revolutionaries can embellish their balancing acts with colourful helmets ($50–$60). Riding gloves and handlebars also adorn Cychotic's citrus-coloured walls to accessorize savvy cyclists and extreme chandelier swingers in style. An on-site workshop repairs, services, and assembles all pedal-pushing mobiles, enlisting a team of professional rehabilitees to perform a standard tune-up ($40) install new chains ($20), or replace other weathered parts. All bikes come equipped with a full warranty.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for sale items. Must use in 1 visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.