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What You'll Get
A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad-science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $149, you get a consultation (a $75 value) and Zoom! Whitening treatment (a $575 value) at Cypress Dental.
Dr. Atty Smith and a team of friendly teeth technicians provide an array of general dentistry and cosmetic treatments. An in-office Zoom! Whitening brightens teeth by up to eight shades in about an hour. Zoom! is a one-time, nearly painless process for reversing the effects of coffee, cigarettes, and rust remover. As you relax, a scientifically formulated whitening gel and the specially designed Zoom! light collaborate to penetrate and help remove discoloration and staining.
During the consultation, your mouth bones are examined to ensure they’re healthy enough to undergo the Zoom! Whitening treatment. Denticles that don’t pass the preliminary evaluation must undergo a basic cleaning (at an additional discounted rate of $79) before being whitewashed until they sparkle brighter than a Christmas ornament hanging off the sun.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appt. only. 48-hr cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. New clients only. Must be 18 or older. Not effective on veneers or crowns. Additional charge for cleaning unhealthy teeth before whitening. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.