Humans naturally attribute higher social status to those with whiter teeth, as it is the surest method of sussing out uncouth coal-eaters. Cover your filthy habits with this Groupon.
- $89 for a 60-minute in-office laser teeth-whitening treatment (a $317 value)<p>
The high-tech laser teeth-whitening process can brighten smiles up to 14 shades. First, specialists measure the level of stains on chompers, which are then slathered with the system’s wholly organic whitening gel, using plant- and mineral-based ingredients to leave teeth as blemish-free as a kitten’s soul. A laser light accelerates the gel and seals in an ivory tone. Some sensitivity may be expected for up to 24 hours after treatment, particularly when drinking extremely hot or cold beverages immediately after the treatment, though a desensitizing gel is available, and it won’t be nearly as much as with traditional oral-brightening methods, such as chewing light bulbs.<p>
DaVinci Teeth Whitening
Using a combination of whitening gel and FDA-approved blue accelerating lights, the DaVinci teeth-whitening system can leave teeth an average of up to 14 shades whiter. During office visit, the signature whitening solution—an organic plant- and mineral-based gel—is applied to chompers. A specially designed LED laser light is used with the food-grade hydrogen-peroxide gel to lift lingering stains. Once the tonal transformation is complete, clients may walk away with the graffiti of tobacco, wine, coffee, and age erased from the highway overpasses of their smiles.