Before the invention of the wheel, pizzas were shaped like octagons and pizza delivery depended on unreliable wooly mammoths. Appreciate a rounded repast with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza, pasta, drinks, and more at Daddabbo’s Pizza in Jordan.
Daddabbo’s packs its menu full of prodigious pies, sandwiches, and pasta dishes brimming with hearty meats and fresh vegetables. Ease into a properly gooey mood with an appetizer of fried mushrooms ($3.99) or bacon cheese fries (small, $2.99; large, $4.99) before introducing taste buds to the headlining pizza pie. The chicken cordon bleu pizza mingles poultry with ham, swiss cheese, and honey-mustard sauce ($15.50+), while the veggie version blooms with a garden of spinach, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, green peppers, and tomato ($15+).
Preserve precious napkins by choosing a tidier pie in the form of a pizza roll ($4.49), stromboli ($6.49–$6.99), or calzone ($6.49–$8.99). Hot and cold running sub sandwiches, such as the philly chicken cheesesteak (half, $3.99; whole, $5.99), puts paws to use, and a dinner plate of eggplant parmesan ($8.99) provides the perfect excuse to break in a new monogrammed fork. After the entree, a dose of freshly baked cannoli keeps the body’s sauce and sugar levels in careful equilibrium ($2.99).