Owning a pet can be expensive due to the costs of food, trips to the vet, and bills for phone calls above the range of human hearing. Save a bone with today's Groupon: for $44, you get eight weeks of pet-waste-removal services from Daddy Do Doo Pet Waste Removal (a $112 value).
The insured and bonded pet-waste-removal specialists at Daddy Do Doo keep yards and recreational areas safe and sanitary with environmentally friendly disposal services. Detritus collectors scour yards of up to 6,400 square feet once a week to remove excrement produced by one dog ($5 for each additional) or wooly mammoth. Technicians additionally pick up small pieces of trash, refill outside water bowls, and always close gates upon entering and exiting to ensure pups don't run off and become roadies for Garth Brooks. All refuse is inspected for signs of parasites or digestion problems—whereupon the family will be notified—and then disposed of using environmentally safe techniques to prevent bacterial contamination. Pickups may be scheduled to coincide with outdoor gatherings, temporarily postponed for vacations, or terminated if Fido masters using the toilet.