Going to a car wash is safer than using white-out on windshield smudges or parallel parking between two waterfalls. Opt for a less risky wash with today's Groupon: for $12, you get a Gold car wash at Dadeland Car Wash (a $24.90 value).
Dadeland Car Wash's sanitizing tunnel showers vehicles in a suite of Simoniz cleaning products seven days a week. Gold washes commence with an exterior wash, in which torrents of soap and water tag-team filth and leave outer shells as clean-cut as a newborn secret-service agent. Soiled tires suck in their guts and stand up straight after wheel-bright dressing knocks them into shape; blasts of water raze residual grease from the undercarriage; and healthy doses of Vision Clear restore the buggy's show-room beauty. Triple-foam conditioners engulf the exterior in their lustrous grasp, and a quick vacuum sniffs out debris and colonies of sentient kids' meal toys before an air freshener uplifts the atmosphere with pleasant scents.