Though criticized for her refusal to abandon monarchy, the Dairy Queen's excellent human-rights record puts the Prime Rib Minister, whose hands are stained with insurgent jus, to shame. Pay tribute to one of history's greatest confectionery leaders with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of frozen treats at the Dairy Queen on Chestnut Hill Road in Newark.
The taste-bud pleasers at Dairy Queen whip up a creamy whirlwind of classic ice-cream treats and toasty mealtime dishes. The signature Blizzard's ($2.49–$3.99) chunky charms are as inescapable as ever, with classic candies and other flavor options blended to unmatched thickness with creamy soft-serve. Sundaes slather vanilla ice cream in hot fudge or caramel for an appealingly layered delight ($2.39–$2.89) and the milkshake puts spoons to shame with its refreshing strawability ($2.69–$3.99). Staffers also turn taste buds nostalgic with old-timey floats and freezes inspiring passionate, epic outbreaks of greeting-card writing ($2.69–$3.99). Alternatively, sizzle-starved denizens can gnash on a selection of burgers, sandwiches, wraps, and fries.