Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $49, you get a two-hour green house cleaning performed by two maids from Greenclean (a $100 value). Greenclean will travel to residences located in South Bend, Mishawaka, Granger, Osceola, Elkhart, and Niles.
Using Green Seal–certified products and eco-friendly practices, Greenclean tidies homes without harsh toxins that can harm people, pets, and Mother Earth. The cleaning crusaders use efficient HEPA-filter vacuums, microfiber dust cloths, and x-ray vision to ensnare and imprison pernicious pests and suspicious scum found lurking in kitchens, carpets, blinds, windows, shoelace closets, and beyond. The decontaminating duo will tailor cleaning sessions to each client's needs, whether that requires ridding roosts of everyday dirt and grime or scrubbing away traces left behind by Silly String ambushes.