Like a used car, one’s body must be thoroughly examined before filling it with fluids or having it haul an antique armoire down the interstate. Get your blood-propelled ride in road ready shape with today’s Groupon to Dakota Body Testing. Offering extensive body analysis with the aid of a high-tech BOD POD, Dakota Body provides athletes, dieters, and others with invaluable lifestyle information. Customers will be able to accurately determine how many calories their body burns throughout the day, as well as their body fat percentage and lean body mass, information formerly obtainable only through an undersea quest to have body fat measured by mermen with caliper hands. By acquiring illuminating information about their body composition, individuals can adjust their nutritional practices, dieting methods, and physical activity level to obtain the body they’ve always wanted.
- ... the lima-bean-shaped BOD POD...uses air displacement to measure your composition...You wear a tightfitting bathing suit and cap and sit still for a couple of minutes as it measures. It also measures your resting metabolism rate, the pace at which your body burns calories just by breathing. – Richard Seven, The Seattle Times