What You'll Get
Without teeth, tongues would slither out of mouths and go on to lead unfulfilling lives catching raindrops and licking strangers' faces. Keep a stir-crazy taste-muscle contained in a gleaming cage with today's Groupon to Dakota Dental Wellness. For $50, you'll have a choice of two options:
- A dental exam, x-rays, cleaning, and custom whitening trays (a $478 value)
- An Oral-B 5000 ultrasonic toothbrush and custom whitening trays with the purchase of an exam, x-rays, and cleaning (a $360 value)
Equipped with a high-tech arsenal of the latest dental equipment, Dakota Dental Wellness crafts gleaming smiles and healthy mouths using warmth and expertise. The versatile staff performs myriad general procedures and, unlike an underground walrus taxidermist, treats each tusk with trustworthy, capable hands. Every new patient is treated to a free initial consultation, and the team conveniently caters to cramped calendars with night and weekend appointments.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. New customers only. To receive the whitening trays, necessary treatment of underlying conditions must be completed Must use in 1 visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.