What You'll Get
Before dry cleaning, clothing was washed by dressing up a phalanx of backyard laundry scarecrows just before thunderstorms. Today's Groupon lets you do away with sopping straw men and clean your clothes the new-fashioned way—with science: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning services at Dakota Dry Cleaners, with four convenient area locations. Each Dakota Dry Cleaners outpost expunges grime from clothing using steadfast solvents and reverse stain psychology. After a night of sliding down chimneys, crimson suits can be cleansed of collected coal, soot, and smaller red suits ($9.05). Delicate sweaters ($5.90) and blouses ($5.90) emerge from Dakota Dry Cleaners looking like new, and winter coats ($12–$14) strut away from services with the confidence of a snowman with a six-pack.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.