Constantly plucking body hair is one of life's most tedious and futile chores, like cleaning feathers from a wind tunnel or vacuuming the vacuum. Foil your follicles once and for all with today's Groupon to Dakota M Salon & Spa in Virginia Beach. Choose from the following options:

• For $20, you get a bikini wax (a $40 value).
• For $30, you get a Brazilian wax (a $60 value).
• For $49, you get three bikini waxes (a $120 value).
For $79, you get three Brazilian waxes (a $180 value).

With 30 years of experience, the friendly, highly trained staff at Dakota M Salon & Spa skillfully removes follicular intrusions from the body's southern hemisphere. Bikini waxes prune unwanted fuzz from the often-exposed areas near the bathing-suit line, and a Brazilian wax is the ideal choice for clients looking to eradicate all signs of hair from the top of the bikini area to the Peruvian border. Depending on the amount of hair being de-pilled, the dexterous digits of the aestheticians can leave behind smooth, bare body plains in roughly 15–30 minutes, allowing patrons to attend pool parties, ballet practice, or uber-casual PTA meetings with newfound confidence.

Before each professionally executed pampering, clients rest upon cushiony waiting-room chairs and enjoy complimentary refreshments. Unlike exclusive wig-powdering salons, Dakota M Salon & Spa forgoes formality, cultivating a laid-back, beachy vibe with teal accents and the indoor foliage of lush houseplants.