What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon to Dallas Colon Therapy on Main Street. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $60 value).
- For $49, you get two colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $120 value).
- For $99, you get four colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $240 value).
Dallas Colon Therapy gently cleanses clients’ interiors with comfortable colon-hydrotherapy treatments. After reclining on a soft table, fully covered clients ready themselves for the treatment, during which the lower colons are cleansed with a flow of purified water. The 45–60 minute process removes waste from the large intestine without the use of drugs, leaving bodies to focus on more pressing issues, such as turning the vestigial tail into a dorsal fin. For a complete cleansing, Dallas Colon Therapy recommends that clients schedule two sessions back-to-back the first week, followed by two sessions the second week.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Late arrivals subject to rescheduling. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Dallas Colon Therapy
Dallas Colon Therapy specializes in gently cleansing clients’ interiors with comfortable colon-hydrotherapy treatments. After reclining on a soft table, fully covered clients ready themselves for the treatment. The 45-minute process removes waste from the large intestine without the use of drugs, leaving bodies to focus on more pressing issues, such as turning the vestigial tail into a dorsal fin.
Wellness experts soothe and heal the body on the outside as well. They ease away tension with hot-stone and Swedish massages and tighten loose skin with body wraps.