Dallas Colon Therapy

Downtown Dallas

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In a Nutshell

Technician expels toxins & built-up waste from digestive tract during gentle treatment aimed at assuaging ailments & preventing disease

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Water helps keep the body running properly, much like a daily dose of vitamins or a nap on a giant mound of brussels sprouts. Stay healthy with today’s Groupon to Dallas Colon Therapy. Choose between the following options:

  • For $49, you get two colon-hydrotherapy sessions (a $120 value).
  • For $59, you a wellness package (a $130 total value), which includes:
  • A colon-hydrotherapy session (a $60 value)
  • A 60-minute Swedish massage (a $70 value)<p>

The skilled technicians at Dallas Colon Therapy irrigate inner pathways with colon-hydrotherapy treatments aimed at preventing disease and assuaging ailments such as abdominal pain and migraines. During a 45- to 60-minute session, a holistic maven flushes the digestive tract with purified warm water expelled from a disposable speculum, which is gingerly inserted 3–4 inches into the lower colon. All waste exits the body through a clear viewing tube, ensuring zero contact with dispelled toxins and accidentally swallowed pennies. Alternatively, a muscle mender abolishes dorsal knots during a one-hour Swedish massage, applying medium pressure and long, flowing strokes to tense sinews.

Dallas Colon Therapy

Dallas Colon Therapy specializes in gently cleansing clients’ interiors with comfortable colon-hydrotherapy treatments. After reclining on a soft table, fully covered clients ready themselves for the treatment. The 45-minute process removes waste from the large intestine without the use of drugs, leaving bodies to focus on more pressing issues, such as turning the vestigial tail into a dorsal fin.

Wellness experts soothe and heal the body on the outside as well. They ease away tension with hot-stone and Swedish massages and tighten loose skin with body wraps.

Customer Reviews

I was so impressed that I recommended her services to be advertised at my company which is a major airline.
Hope S. · September 2, 2012
They were very nice, informative and accommodating. I would go back.
Calandra G. · August 29, 2012
The staff was very helpful and friendly.
Sarah · May 16, 2012

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