What You'll Get
Sometimes, late at night, firemen slip into heels and dance with their poles, spinning, dipping, and stripping away cumbersome fireproof coats and burdensome notions of masculinity. Get a fireman's acrobatic workout and twice as much confidence with today's Groupon to Dance Alley. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get one drop-in pole-dance class (a $20 value).
- For $60, you get a four-week unlimited pole-dance package (a $120 value).
Dance Alley teaches the muscle-toning art of aerial dance to aspiring temptresses and casual exercisers alike. Those looking to test the beam-scaling waters can opt for a drop-in class, which, for new students, will be the intro to pole workshop. A four-week unlimited package gains dancers access to a range of classes starting with a beginner course that teaches basic pole-scaling maneuvers such as the fireman, the basic climb, and the Freaky Friday, where you and the pole switch lives. Vertical veterans can enroll in intermediate or advanced classes, testing acrobatic skill and improving strength through more difficult maneuvers, including flying moves, the crucifix, inversions, and the shoulder mount.
Sessions begin roughly every six weeks, but participants can join a course already in session after completing an intro to pole workshop. The pristine facility’s full-length studio mirrors lend themselves to improving technique and clandestinely checking teeth for birdseed.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 18, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Reservation required. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.