What You'll Get
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Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance with today's Groupon: five group dance or fitness classes for $35 at Dance FX Studios (a $75 value). Experienced dancers and feeble-footed amateurs alike will benefit from a creative environment free of painful dental procedures. Or take advantage of fitness fun to shape your body into a rhombus.
The instructors at Dance FX Studios are experts in their fields and will help you realize your soul’s cadenced expression. Satiate your long-standing curiosity of different dances with a bevy of group classes. Have a friend purchase a Groupon and learn with you or go it alone as you explore the varied rhythms of Zumba, ballroom, country western, swing, and hip hop.
The benefits of dance heavily outweigh the benefits of excessive Peep consumption. Plus, the spirit of the dance prevents your mind from recognizing that you’re exercising. It's the perfect activity for couples or someone who wants to create a couple by taking another person to a group dance class and winning him or her over with slightly above-average dance moves and decently smelling cologne.
If there's too much dancing in dance classes, try out one of Dance FX Studios' group fitness classes. Hop into yoga to stretch your muscles to new lengths. Toughen up with a fast-paced martial arts course. Or tone your important parts with a core and glutes class.
All of Dance FX Studios' instructors are passionate about what they do and are very talented at instilling their passion into the trepidacious toes or fitness-phobic heels of anyone.
- I never thought we could dance but WE CAN! If you want to learn to dance and have fun this the THE place. – Rebecca A.
- Every time I walk into Dance FX, I know I will be greeted with a warm smile & a friendly hello. I highly recommend this studio to anyone who is looking to learn how to dance from highly knowledgeable & professional instructors. – Rachel H.
Dance-A-Thons and You!
The great number of different dance styles you can learn at Dance FX can give you the dance-ammunition you need to outlast competitors at a charity dance-a-thon. Here’s an hour-by-hour breakdown of what you can expect during your charity dance marathon:
Hour 3: The other dancers revere you. Your nametag falls off, but everyone knows your nickname: “The Guy Who Was Acquitted of Trespassing Earlier in the Year.”
Hour 10: You no longer need food or drink. You are a dance machine. Your begin speaking a language similar to Russian.
Hour 30: You’d like to quit, but then you remember how much you need to win the prized giant hawk to carry out your subconscious whims. Then you remember it’s for charity.
Hour 100: You’ve been dancing for days. Invisible walls box you in from every direction. A vision of a woman made from electricity reveals your purpose: To live forever.
Hour 200: You can cause others to feel the pain they’ve caused animals just by looking at them. They wanted you to stop dancing four days ago, and now that you’ve raised $53 dollars for charity, you can retire.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 11, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.