Excelling in the art of dance requires patience, swanlike grace, and a pair of feet strong enough to squeeze two lumps of coal until milk comes out. Massage coal-teats into a dance-bucket with today's Groupon: for $30, you get five Zumba classes (a $60 value) at Dance Through Life.

Dance Through Life finesses the figures of dance devotees aged 18 and up with fiery, heart-rate enchanting Zumba classes. Zumba infuses dance floors with Latin moves, lifting shapely behinds high enough to moon startled street lamps. A five-class pass sautés soft shoes with aerobic steps hailing from salsa, flamenco, meringue, and hip hop backdrops. Instructors are energetic and engaged, allowing participants to step into skills without feeling gnawing novice misgivings. Zumba moves are modifiable, making classes accessible to anyone 18 years old and older no matter their fitness level, rhythm, or allegiance to non-finite verbs.