Along with damaging one's self-image, rogue hair can cause discomfort and serve as a static-filled attraction for feral balloons. Banish marauding gasbags with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $65 worth of waxing services at Dandelion Spa.
Dandelion Spa's resident aesthetician employs nine years of experience to primp faces and bodies with a variety of smoothness-maximizing services. The studio's stubble exterminator can de-fuzz faces with waxes directed at the brows ($17), lip ($10), or chin ($12+), or she can remove wayward down and misplaced novelty mustaches from the mug's entirety with a full-face wax ($35). Brazilian bikini waxes ($50–$65) deforest the whole bikini region, and full-leg ($60) and half-leg waxes ($35) forge glistening, aerodynamic limbs. Dandelion Spa welcomes beauty-seekers into its tranquil environment with a flower centerpiece, calming lavender walls, and floral paintings created by hopelessly confused police sketch artists.