Without cheese, sandwich meat would get lonely and rappers would use the term "fungible retainer of value" as an epithet for the word "money." Put your money where your mouth is with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of gourmet cheeses ordered online from Daniel's Cheese and Deli. Today's deal does not include the delivery fee.

Daniel's Cheese and Deli carves up, packages, and ships a selection of imported and locally sourced cheeses. The shop's experienced cheese connoisseurs present a lineup of ten different kinds of aged Canadian cheddars ($14.99+/lb.), which can be sliced up thin to top off sandwiches or thick to provide a raft for river picnics. The shop also offers cheese curds every other week and provides options from across the globe, such as smoked applewood from England, asiago from Italy, and parrano from Holland. Unlike the cast of a teen sitcom, Daniel's cheese is naturally aged, but like the cast of a teen sitcom, it is vacuum packed to preserve its cheesiness.