Neckties are the fashion world's best communicators, as they can be tied around necks to indicate formality, around foreheads to indicate inebriation, and around doorknobs to indicate malfunctioning doorknobs. Make a stylish statement with today's Groupon: for $69, you get $200 worth of upscale apparel and accessories at DanDan the Tailor Man in Lenexa.

Veteran stylesmith Danny Assal dapperizes clients with high-end suits and accessories as well as an array of sartorial services. Ornament head-pedestals with an Italian handwoven necktie ($65), the leading method of establishing pecking order among nascent societies of businessmen stranded on tropical islands. With 25 years of alterations experience, Danny's leads his team of expert seam-shifters and hem-hoisters in snipping and tucking dress shirts by Tiglio and Baroni ($95) until they fit the torso like a hand in a glove or wind in a windsock. Prospective knot-makers and collar-poppers may chat with the tailor in advance for wardrobe advice.