Neckties are the fashion world's best communicators, as they can be tied around necks to indicate formality, around foreheads to indicate inebriation, and around doorknobs to indicate malfunctioning doorknobs. Make a stylish statement with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a men's Italian handwoven necktie at Dan's Clothier and Tailor in Lenexa (a $95 value).

Veteran stylesmith Dan Assal dapperizes clients with high-end suits and accessories as well as an array of sartorial services. Use today's deal to ornament your head pedestal with a designer necktie, the leading method of establishing pecking order among nascent societies of businessmen stranded on tropical islands.

A matching handkerchief accompanies each of the 40 eye-friendly flavors of tie, and prospective knot-makers may chat with Dan in advance to get wardrobe advice and insight on top brands such as Tiglio, Baroni, and Elene Cassis.