Choosing pizza toppings is a lot like being married: if there is an irreconcilable disagreement, both parties take half. Grab a piece of the pie with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizza and drinks at Dan’s Pizza, with locations in Council Bluffs and Onawa.
Reflecting its Spartan, all-business ambience, Dan’s Pizza keeps the focus on its menu of New York–style pizza—crispy, thin-crust medleys of sauce, cheese, and dough in delicious disk form. The bacon cheeseburger pie ($17.95 for a large) delivers the ingredients of a topping-laden burger in a convenient vehicle that allows multiple mouths to savor it without accidentally kissing. The all-meat special packs pepperoni, hamburger, sausage, canadian bacon, and american bacon into one circle of carnivorous joy ($17.95 for a large).
Herbivores, meanwhile, can abide by their uneasy peace treaty with cows by ordering a veggie, a steamy jungle habitat of olives, onions, mushrooms, and green peppers ($17.95 for a large). Seasoned bread sticks (4 for $3) and tongue-igniting hot wings (10 for $7) preface the meal in inspiring fashion, like the singing of the national anthem before open-heart surgery.