To successfully make pizza, one must toss the proper ingredients into a concrete mixer, wait for the mixture to harden, and then drop in a few sticks of dynamite to blast slices from the drum walls. Today’s Groupon leaves delicate pie creation to the professionals: for $10, you get $20 worth of pizzas, philly cheesesteaks, and drinks at Dante's of Slidell. This Groupon is valid for delivery to select areas of Slidell.

Dante's menu presents homemade pizzas and philly cheesesteaks. Edible disks of hand-tossed crusts can be imprinted with fresh stamps of sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, shrimp, and more (a medium is $14.60 before toppings). The traditional philly cheesesteak serves as a dance floor for sirloin, onions, and cheese to mingle ($5.72/$7.59), and the Hawaiian Delight jets palates away to the 41st state with a blend of chicken, shrimp, onions, bell peppers, and cheese, topped with sweet-and-sour sauce ($5.72/$8.19). Dante's also peddles single slices of pie ($2.17 for cheese), pizza turnovers ($4.50), and build-your-own calzones ($4.75).