What You'll Get
When neglected, sickly computers are liable to cry out for attention by autoblogging their owners' passwords, middle-school yearbook photos, and late-night email rants to the editors of Highlights magazine. Keep your machine quiet with today's Groupon to Daroc Computers. This Groupon can be redeemed at the Joe Battle Boulevard or Dyer Street location. Choose between the following options:
- For $28, you get a desktop-computer repair (a 59.99 value).
- For $34, you get a laptop repair (a $69.99 value).
Daroc Computers wirelessly interfaces with customers to meet a variety of computer-centric needs, including sales, parts replacement, and service. The specialized team of motherboard gurus employs nimble fingers to swiftly repair computers on the premises for a flat fee with no hidden charges or mouse-related knock-knock jokes.
Daroc Computers' specialists virtually bug-spray your computer's innards, eradicating all viruses and malware and oiling the virtual gears so software runs kink-free, allowing your digital abacus to shed its laden tortoise shell and resume search indexing with optimum hare-like haste. Hardware surgeons will also examine CPU guts for organs in need of buffing or replacement; part replacement and transplantation, if required, is included, but the parts themselves cost extra.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. In-store only. Additional charge for parts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.