What You'll Get
Before tanning salons, the only way to attain a healthy glow was to cover oneself with butter and attract swarms of fireflies. Enjoy a bronzed exterior unescorted by insects with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of UV- and spray-tanning services at Darque Bodies, in Greenfield.
The experienced team at Darque Bodies assists pallid patrons in mapping out optimal dermis-darkening plans. Using one of four types of ultraviolet tanning beds, clients can enhance their hues in as little as 12 minutes, or the same amount of time it takes to fill a bathtub with butterscotch pudding ($6-$16 per session or $49.95+ for unlimited monthly packages).
Customers who opt for spray services ($30–$55) will receive a fine mist of tanning formula to achieve regular, medium, or dark results. Darque Bodies' skin-tone pros survey clients before the procedure to help determine the appropriate level, thus preventing orangey tints that may lead to the uninvited poking of straws.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only toward UV and Spray tans. Not valid for products or gift certificates. Credit may be issued on balance. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.