What You'll Get
The teeth are the icebergs of the skeletal system, tiny exposed tips that represent the body’s massive, concealed support structure. Today’s Groupon ensures your bones’ spokesperson sparkles: for $99, you get a comprehensive dental exam, x-rays, teeth cleaning, and custom-molded teeth whitening trays and whitening gel from David Ney, DDS (a $726 value).
A cleaning, exam, and x-ray packs more of a healthful wallop than a bucket of free-range, grass-fed mung-bean sprouts, especially if your idea of a daily brushing is a mouthful of sand and a hot hose of water from a Super Soaker. During the exam, Dr. Ney checks each tooth and gum for signs of damage, before x-rays pry into the deepest secrets of the toothroots to expose cracks, cavities, and calorie embezzlement. A professional teeth cleaning then blasts away all plaque and tartar, leaving teeth sparkling and pristine.
Following the cleaning, the whitening process begins. During an in-office procedure, each patient’s unique mouthscape will be molded and reproduced in tray form in Dr. Ney's lab. After the molds are ready, return to the office to pick up the whitening kit, which contains trays, bleaching gel, supplies, and instructions for oxidizing tooth stains to new levels of electromagnetic wavelength reflection.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. 48-hour cancellation notice required. New clients only. Valid only for Harrisburg location. Additional charges may apply for patients requiring urgent care before treatment. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.