In the future, teeth will contain microchips—called molar panels—that collect the sun's energy to power gum chewing and forced smiling during awkward encounters with former bosses and guidance counselors. Benefit from current tooth-tending technologies with this Groupon: for $99, you get a 60-minute laser teeth-whitening treatment from DaVinci Teeth Whitening, performed at Healthy Lifestyle Wellness Center (a $317 value).
In just one hour, the DaVinci Teeth Whitening System can deliver results that may leave teeth up to 14 shades whiter. The office visit begins with a consultation before the technician applies the signature whitening solution—an organic plant- and mineral-based gel—to chompers. A specially designed LED laser light is used alongside the specialized gel and mouthpiece to grapple unruly biters into sparkling submission. Once the tonal transformation is complete, patients may walk away with the graffiti of tobacco, wine, coffee, and age erased from the highway overpass of their smiles.